Monday, December 13, 2004

I'm back. Have finally decided to blog once again. Took a family trip to India with the aunties and one uncle and one cousin. Man, it was so flipping fun! India's congested, filthy, smelly, dirty and yet, i somehow managed to like it. a lot It was really wierd, like just outside a 5 star hotel, you see people living on the streets. Sad, really. Seeing the beggars and the people living in the slums. Made me think about how lucky i actually really am.

Went to see the Taj Mahal. Daym! It's HUGE! For smt that big to be built during the 15th century or so, tts just.. wow. and to think it's a tomb. If only my husband would build me smt lidat ah. All the jokes may leena krishnan. but it was really beautiful.

We had this one cab driver in Delhi, who would let go of the steering wheel and clap his hands, everytime he laughed. It was damn funny. Like ey! Oh! and never eat the boiled eggs there. I ate one and i ended up puking by the roadside, not bad ah.

Oh it was soo pretty in Kashmir! We stayed on the lake in a boathouse. So we had to ride these puny 'shikaras' tt took us to the land. The paddler kept rowing super hard, so if ya sitting at the end, you keep thinking your gonna fall into the freezing water. The view at the lake was breath-taking. Seeing the sunset and all. and lil' ducklings were swimming about, it was damn cute. Up on the mountains, the scenery was unimaginable. It was like out of a postcard or a stamp! We rode horses tt farted and caxed it's way up. Like, i didnt know horses farted? hahah. and the lil' kids in kashmir are shoooo cuteee la. They're all really tiny, but they wear layers of clothes to keep 'em warm, so they look like lil' clowns.

I dont know how anyone finds their way ard Delhi, all the streets look identical. Especially in this place, Karol Bagh. terok la i tell you. This man came up to my uncle and said ' sirr, egg minute sirrr. look. magic!' And he let go of a rolled up belt. HAHAHA. only in India.
I've been watching hindi movies back to back, non stop, recently. It gets ya hooked, i swear. and btw... abhishek bachchan. my future husband. no stealing ah. fwuahh. he's so fine. okie okie. imma go now.

p.s, and i'd like to add im super smelly from all the rotten eggs i bathed in and my breath stinks cause i ate a truck load of garlic so shit face vampire's beware. and you don't wanna smell my feet, the things i walked in is content not suitable for this page. and i haven't showered since ever. =)

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Friday, November 12, 2004

Happy Deepavali. was at my aunty's house the whole damn day yesterday. Which was pretty aiight i suppose. My cousin's wife's sister was there. She brought her kids with her. Man, they're the cutest lil' angels, like cherubs. They're such darling!! I swear. The girl, Anya, she's so damn pretty. She's gonna grow up to be a hindi actress. Her younger brother, Aryan, he's a handsome thang now. Gonna be the next Shah Rukh Khan. I think he knows he's good looking. Not too friendly there. Not quite.

Ate enough yesterday to last me a lifetime. Seems like it. I love food on deepavali. I mean, i love food even more.

I don't feel like blogging anymore right now. So goobye.


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Sunday, November 07, 2004

went to catch 'The Princess Diaries' yesterday. Well we went on Friday actually, but there were no tickets. So came back super duper early on Saturday. Met Emily at 11. then met Sean for abit. Charmainey and Jeannie came later. twits. hah. Watched Shark Tales with my sister today. Damn, tt show is so bloody funny. It's really cool to see how creative these Dreamworks ppl are. Who would think of making a whale a car?or the billboards like those ya those in New York?

watched 'Kal Ho Na Ho' yesterday!!! Tt is one hell of a drama-ass love story im telling you. I swear. It is THE drama-est love story to end all drama love stories. So far. You see, there's this woman, Priety Zinta, i forgot her screen name. Well she and her mom live with her younger brother, her grandmother (the father's mom) and her sister. Whom everyone thinks is adopted. Her father committed suicide. The grandmother thinks it's the mother who drove him to his death, so she despises Preity Zinta's mother. Oh. and Priety Zinta has a best friend, Rohit. Saif Ali Khan. My new boyfriend. hah.

So they're all struggling with life in New York. This man comes along and changes their lives. He's Aman. (Shah Rukh Khan) He falls in love with Priety, but he doesnt tell her. and her best friend falls in love with her as well. He calls Aman to tell him. and Aman tries and matchmake them together. Rohit gets her for lunch to tell her how he feels. and she wants to say how she feels abt Aman. So she ends up saying the news first. Rohit's probably dropped 50734 feet, but he encouraged her to tell him. When she gets to Aman's house, she was abt to tell him when she sees this pic of him and another woman. he lies and says its his wife. ahhh. but then you learn through a conversation with his mother, tt he has heart failure, and he's gonna die. so he doesnt want her to be hurt and alone. So he wants to find her love so tt she'll be happy and have someone even after he's gone. and he's NOT MARRIED. tt was his frigging doctor!!! but she doesnt know tt now does she.

so she's heartbroken. and she still doesnt know tt Rohit loves her. So Aman finally manages to get them together, in a very nice way. Rohit and Priety Zintan are gonna get married already. and they bump into Aman's doctor. but they think she's the wife! and the whole truth comes out! and everything is like holy shit!

Preity Zinta's neighbour, receives this letter and she thinks its from her crush. so Aman teases her abt it, takes it out of her hand wanting to read it. but when he reads it, its not for her, its for Preity Zinta's mother. and during all the drama, the fights between the mother and the grandma, Aman comes in tells the truth. that Preity Zinta's father had an affair, and the daughter who they all think is ADOPTED, is NOT!!! The mistress didnt want her, so the husband's wife took her in. and he cldnt deal with the guilt, so he committed suicide.

Aman finally dies. Rohit and Priety Zinta get married. Man. I love tt show.

Well hokey kokeys.


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Friday, November 05, 2004

i got let out of the house today! now miracles really DO happen. we were supposed to watch 'the princess diaries: the royal engagement'. but there were no tickets. So we'll just go watch it tmr. May will be out of the house for second consecutive time! clap clap clap. the joy.

Stupid bitch of a mother. She found a postcard from Alicia. Ali is short of Alicia. We all know tt. So Alicia signs off saying 'Love Ali'. I leave it on my table, and the next thing you know. My mother has it in her fucking hands. She thinks 'Ali' was literally a guy. Dumbass bitch. So now she thinks im hiding other stuff from her. Lord, I pray tt she doesnt find anything else. I'm fucking FOURTEEN woman!! I need a fucking life! one would think im gonna live in a nunery when im older. Sheesh. She makes everything i do, seem so sinful ya know. Bitch.





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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

you would think tt my mother couldnt get anymore annoying. she floods me with never ending questions of pure stupidity. (which is probably an explanantion to MY stupidity sometimes). 'May why is the TV on?'; 'May Leena, why is the toilet light on while your in your room!'; 'May why are all the lights on?'; 'May Leena, how can you watch TV and use the computer at the same time?'; 'May Leena, why is the towel on the floor?'; 'May, why are you still sleeping?!' Gee Ma, and im supposed to and all o' tt. Geez. She annoys the living daylights outta me. and she's my mother. Man, I'll so go straight to hell for this. Dear God, please have mercy on my soul.

what is that miss chow's problem ah? LD during the holidays! Its the HOLIDAYS you anorexic looking woman! She and her facial spasms. Retard.

And to 'ahem' and whoever else who thinks I'm with thomas. we are NOT together. thank you very much. for taking what seems like such a keen interest.

Shut up timothy. you wait, you. swine.

Sean, i AM at home. YOU'RE not. stay there forever la. cock.

The hot altar boy's beginning to look less hot. He looks a bit gay now. still hot non-the-less. Went for All Souls Day mass today. Ya know sometimes ya see people praying, and you wonder how come they've got so much to pray about, and i've got like... hardly anything. But if you think about it. there is actually a lot to pray for. The people you know, the people you dont know. the people you hear about. your friends. your family. those who've passed away. so there is actually alot to pray for. ya just needa start somewhere.

My sister's all excited about the results of America's elections, for some reason. Working in the newsroom might have smt to do with it, i suspect. But anyways, all these stupid politics. all the deceit and lies. which is pretty fun to watch on CNN every now and then. why would anyone wanna be involved with all of that anyway? Politics, i mean. maybe its power. or maybe coz it changes all the time. but then again, everything else does too. it's wierd ya know. having a job tt requires you to lie and backstab.
I'll be off then. nite y'all.


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Monday, November 01, 2004

It was Halloween yesterday. Happy Halloween y'all. Anyways, everything on TV had to do with something horrific. Star World was showing 'World's Scariest Ghosts'. Star Movies was showing 'Underworld'. E! entertainment was showing 'E! True Hollywood Story: Linda Blair and Curse of the Exorcist'. I vowed never to watch any horror movies tt would leave me with sleepness nights. especially anything to do with The Exorcist. I watched the commercial when they were showing it on Channel 5. I nearly cried. So yesterday was the first time tt I saw Linda Blair's head turn 360 degrees and green bile shoot out of her mouth. Was watching the damn thing with a pillow and my hands over my face.

I realise tt this is just as scary coz this is all fucking TRUE! it's a damn documentary. How the story is based on a little boy who got possessed in a small town. How all these strange happenings happened on the set. and its all fucking TRUE dammit! Imagine being really possessed. Just the thought alone is enough man. I'll never live to see another day if i see a ghost or a spirit wandering. or either tt I'll spend the rest of my life in a convant as a nun. Praying every waking minute of my life. Well, i might.


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Friday, October 29, 2004

Got back results today. which were made up of pure shit. i swear. failed chinese, nothing new there. F9. hopeless la this one. The rest of the grades were all borderline and average. Dang. Got to work super duper hard next year i suppose. Bollocks.

Had sucha terok night yesterday. eeeeyer. Was supposed to go out after schoolie today. But was too tired. Decided to come home and sleep. which is all i ever do man. so we'll all just go out tmr yes! and FINALLY get my shoe. and i've got this craving for STEAK. since forever. but no! Still havent eaten the damn cow yet.

Today was the last day at school yes. and it was so depressing. everyone was all upset. for some reason or another. and Ms Tan happily talks for ONE AND A HALF HOURS! there we are, sitting on our numb asses, hoping she'll let us off for reason, but she decied to go on. and on. and on. and on. A bomb would drop and she wld still be going on. that woman ah.

and charmainey. Screw the short bastard. Number 1, he's short. Really short. Number 2, He's ugly. Really ugly. Number 3, He's a bastard. A real big one. Besides, it aint the end of the world, there's still "you-know-who" winkwink. And ya still got me yes. ((: Lubchewww.






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